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All-Nighter: Too Phantom Too Furious [Click to watch]

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ARTSY FARTSY

The hanger of my art displays the anger of my heart

What’s so funny about this? OK it’s not funny. I admit it, but it is a spoonerism and we haven’t done one in a while. It does raise the question as to whether all wordplays have to be funny. Is it enough if they are just clever and true? Look at poetry, that’s certainly not always funny. Funny helps but it’s not always necessary. Rhyming  creates a certain feeling in our brains that I can’t describe; I can only say it makes me feel “something”; it touches an emotional chord, if you will. Puns too rarely make people laugh out loud. In fact a groan is a more appropriate to a pun than a laugh; the louder the groan, the more successful the pun. I think the same is true for spoonerisms such as the one we have today, and for other types of wordplay, such as palindromes, homophones, etc. So let’s look at today’s spoonerism. The speaker seems to be an artist. In the first part of the sentence she or he refers to the hanger of my art. “Hanger” in this case could be the person who is hanging the art, presumably on a wall though it could be from the top of a building or any other place from which art could hang. It’s even possible that this hanger is a person who is simply holding the art work up by means of a wire, thread or some other devise that keeps it off the ground. And of course, the “hanger” could simply be the nail and hook from which the work of art is hanging. We could really go nuts and add the homonym “hangar” h-a-n-g-a-r, which is a giant garage where airplanes are stored. Then we could have a hanger hanging art in from a hanger in a hangar. Now we’ve almost moved into the realm of tongue twisters. Let’s get back to the second part of the spoonerism instead. If we take the H from hanger and add it to art, we get hart, but we have to change to spelling to h-e-a-r-t, heart. Many cultures believe that the heart is the center of emotions and people write and talk about angry hearts. Hanger has now changed to anger and the spoonerism is complete. The hanger of the art displays the art work which reveals the anger of the artist. BTW, an old friend of mine is having an art exhibit soon which pretty much follows this spoonerism. I wish him well. And THAT’s what’s not funny but real!

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cassiesteele:

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